Frequently Asked Questions

(...and some that should be considered!)

The MUST read questions...

Q. What's the best way to arrange a meeting with you?
A.
I don't mind how you make initial contact, but I will need to speak with you on the phone before we confirm our appointment. Please have in mind a date, time and duration that you wish to meet before calling. Please also familiarise yourself with what it will cost too. I will happily answer any questions, but have any queries ready for when you call, as I am unable to engage in lengthy back and forth calls and texts. I often can't respond until later in the day due to being in work. I will respond to all genuine sounding enquiries within 24 hours. For same day appointments it is best to phone.

If after we've arranged our date you decide to become an incessant pest then I will cancel and block you (I'm talking calling me several times a day and treating me like a penpal then getting arsey when I don't respond in lightning speed time; not the odd innocent question here or there! That's perfectly fine)

I do NOT answer calls from withheld numbers and landlines. Please be mindful of this when calling from hotels. 

Q. What services do you provide?
A. I am naturally a very sensual person and provide an excellent girlfriend experience, with owo and cim. Certain services may be limited if you present with facial hair (this includes stubble) and/or poor oral hygiene. I do not discuss intimate services. If you have a bucket list of services to tick off then I am certainly not the right escort for you. I am happy to answer any genuine queries, but if I feel you are after sexy chat I will terminate the conversation. Innocent questions are always welcomed, and encouraged. I like to make sure you are happy that I will be suited to you before we finalise a meeting.

Q. How much notice do you require?
A.
At least 90mins, but as much as possible is great as I like to take time making myself look nice for you. If you are booking for a date in advance I will require confirmation by 10am (at the absolute latest) on the day, which I will remind you of when we speak. For appointments that are due to commence before noon I request that reconfirmation is before 9am. Earlier is fine, after all I don't expect you to dash out of a meeting at work, so a 7am text is perfectly okay. Regrettably failure to confirm by our agreed time will result in cancellation, and unless you have a brilliant excuse for consuming my time making arrangements then I won't be scheduling time aside for you in future. Of course if you are unable to make it and have shown common courtesy by letting me know then that will not affect us rearranging in future. 

My incall apartment is in Earl's Court, SW5.


Q. Are there any particular type of gentlemen you refuse to see?
A. 
Impolite and unhygienic people. I do not discriminate on race, nationality or appearance, so as long as you are clean and polite I'm sure we'll get along fine. Whilst I am happy to meet those of whom English isn't their first language I do only meet with gentlemen who have a very good understanding of the language, as conversation is an important part of providing an enjoyable girlfriend experience, and communication is a necessity given the circumstances of our meeting in order for us both to be able to articulate our desires and boundaries. Also, I do not wish to meet anyone from a culture or faith that views women as second class citizens. If any attitude akin to this is observed during an appointment our time will be terminated immediately. 

Please refrain from using txt spk in any communications. I will presume either; a) you're a child, or b) you're still using an early noughties Nokia, so are therefore unlikely to have a few hundred pounds residual cash to play with. 


Q. Oh bugger, our time has nearly come to an end and I'm having such fun I don't want to leave. Can I push my luck and insist/presume we can carry on longer?
A.
 Unfortunately not. You may ask to extend our time, and if possible then we can sort out the formalities. Mutual respect for each other's time works both ways. I'd rather leave with a nice kiss goodbye than on a sour note. And no, it's not because I have a queue of clients outside waiting to be seen; it's usually because my parking is due to expire
, and there's nothing nice about ushering you out with brute force in order to avoid lining TfL's pockets with a(nother) fine. The sods already have me down as a cash cow.


If you have any questions for me take a look through these to see if it's already been answered...

Q. What information do you require for outcalls?
A. For hotels I will need to take the full name the room has been booked under and the hotel name and room number. I will need to speak with you on your room phone before I leave to meet you. I will only see you at a 4 or 5 star hotel. I do not keep any personal details after the meeting, except in circumstances where you have turned out to be a dangerous client or a timewaster. 
Outcalls to private residences are for trusted regular clients only.

Q. Can I request what you wear? 
A.
 Absolutely. I have plenty of beautiful sets of underwear, as you can see in my pictures, so don't feel shy letting me know if you have a preferred set you'd like to see me in. I always dress smart and discreetly. If you would like me to dress casually let me know when getting in touch. Please note for short notice appointments I may not always be able to fulfil requests. 

Q. Are your photos real?
A.
 This question always strikes me as rather ridiculous. If I was going to use photos of someone else wouldn't I pick a Barbie-esque lady rather than a size 12 one..?! I work with an excellent photographer twice a year to ensure my photos are kept up to date and are a true representation of me. If you ask me this daft question then you'll probably get a stupid answer and then added to the twit list.

Q. Can you do outcalls to airport hotels?
A.
I will happily come and see you at a Heathrow airport hotel. For appointments of under two hours I add an extra £50 on to my fee to contribute towards travel expenses and time spent in transit.

Q. I think you're ignoring my calls and texts..?
A.
 Possibly. If you have called and it was clear you hadn't taken the time to read my website then yes I will ignore future calls. I clearly state on my homepage the FAQ page must be read. If you decide this isn't important then I'd worry that in person you'd wish to flout simple requests too. My safety comes first. Unfortunately there are people out there with bad intentions towards escorts, so I do as much as I can to weed these guys out. 

Q. Do you accept gifts?
A.
  Of course! It is always very kind, but never expected, although very gratefully received! Gift ideas include Chanel perfumes, gift cards for Selfridges and Westfield, flowers, Jo Malone candles, but please no alcohol. You are more than welcome to bring some for your own consumption though, but please don't be offended when I decline. 

Q.Will you be able to provide a reference?
A.
  Yes, if we have already met. Out of courtesy though please do email or text first, then I'll be able to respond to your new lady friend quickly with the information she requires. I am a verified Preferred411 member.


Q. Do you.. Can I..?
A.
Any questions that aren't answered on here just ask :).